TALES BY OKADA RIDES
TALES BY MOON OKADA RIDES
Mennh!
I love bike rides (although my father thinks I’m too ‘queenly’ for it, sometimes
I guess dangerous is cool...lol) and they make Lagos-traffic-life a little
easier to tolerate. They are like ‘divine interventions’ when you’re super late
for that meeting and need to get there in Jet-speed; Or when you get to that
neighbourhood where your car is not ‘worthy’ (in your interest) to ride upon;
or when you have absolutely no clue as per where you’re going (don’t try this
with aboki okada riders)… In times like these and more, only an ‘Okada’ can save
the day.
Ah!
I’ve got a lot of Okada stories to tell, but I’ll gist you a ‘teeny-winny’ bit
(till you share yours…hehehe).
Despite
my love for the jolly rides, okada ‘don show me pepper o’. I usually have
chit-chats with my riders and on one of those chatty days, some
‘Despicable-okada-memories came to mind like a flash…couldn’t stop laughing
even as I gisted the guy carrying me that afternoon. Enjoy!
Tale 1: my first week on Industrial
Attachment at a top notch real estate firm in Victoria Island….and ‘Oh my God!’
, I exclaimed looking at my watch, it was 5 minutes to 8’o clock and I was
still 10minutes away. There was only one thing to do, the only ‘smart/logical’
move…get an Okada ride asap or have my ass kicked. And boy, I sure was ‘smart’
till a mishap.
In
6minutes I was greeted by the receptionist with a smile and then, ‘excuse me!’
She called, ‘your back is …’. You see, it had rained the night before, the road
still had murky water and I was wearing a brilliant white shirt. I was still
smiling at her until I saw the back of my shirt using the reception’s wall
mirror. #arrr@$#%$#^(*%*^&#^&rrrggghhh#, I screamed!!! The damned Okada
had no mud flap and my shirt was ruined. It was a nightmare (don’t ask how it
ended)
Tale 2: this was a sad experience,
happened in 2004, which opened my eyes to the realization that 75% of the
aboki’s (our friends from Northern Nigeria) riding bikes are dumb and grossly
inexperienced. Their fares were always cheaper. Few actually knew where you were
heading but wouldn’t tell, some couldn’t
even communicate effectively in English (why I kept using them? Never mind…let’s
just get back to the gist.Phheeew?!!)
So
Aboki and I were on our way to Ikoyi from Victoria Island, and just as we
descended Falomo Bridge, there came this other Okada (another Aboki) from
Awolowo road (on our 9 o’clock). Common sense demanded that one of them will
slow down or simply stop for the other to cross the intersection but no! they
bumped into each other like two blind mice. Next thing, I was pulled out from
under the Okada, my leg badly burnt by the bike’s exhaust pipe.
I
was in pain and trust the Nigerian-Samaritans, everyone exclaimed and
prescribed a solution, “chei! Her leg don burn…pour akamu…make una break egg on
top the wound…no use engine oil…”. Too many voices of pity, I wasn’t ready to
be used as a lab rat for some medics-wanna-be’s , so I got up dusted my butt
climbed another Okada and disappeared. I won’t bore you how harrowing the next
few weeks were but I didn’t quit on okada rides…talk about necessary evil.
Tale 3: some bikers are particularly
mischievous especially when carrying girls. They would encourage the girl to
sit closer to them and then pretend to accidentally enter a bump or pothole so
that her body is thrust against his back (I can imagine the grin of delight on their
faces).
So
as a mischief-pro myself, I enter such bikes prepared. So at each bumpy turn,
my dear okada rider will feel the sharpest part of my bag against his back or
the firm feel of my folded arms…hehehe…Checkmate!
On
one of such rides, I forgot I had hot Akara (bean balls) in my bag till the
Okada man shouted something was burning…lol
God
help you if they know you’re not sure of your destination. They would take
advantage, charge you twice the amount and take you in circles to justify the
pay (taxi drivers are also guilty of this) not to mention those who participate
in crime and hideous activities.
Tale x: I thought to myself one day,
‘why do I keep using these bikes despite all the bad things that have happened,
& particularly my dad’s good judgment?’…it simply brought to mind our lives
as humans, Are there necessary evils we grapple with every day? Or it’s simply
a matter of convenience or what’s in vogue or what someone suggested? That
abortion, that lie, the flirting, the drinking, drugs, sex (not with your legit
husband or wife)…hasn’t it caused enough trouble already? Jesus has a better
plan for you.
Roman
6:1, “What shall we say then? Shall we go on sinning so that grace may
increase? God Forbid!”
Romans
10:10, “for with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth
confession is made unto salvation”...Take a decision, make JESUS your only option no matter what
…and
back to my Okada tales, I’ll surely get a car soon. I hope you find JESUS
sooner.
Bless you eBeryl
ReplyDeleteBless you too dearie. Please take time follow the blog and share with those as Christ would direct you.
DeleteThanks a whole lot dear