NETWORK CONSPIRACY THEORY
NETWORK
CONSPIRACY THEORY
Nod your
head twice if you’ve ever gotten any of these responses: ‘Network Busy’ , ‘Number not Available on Network’, ‘number you have dialled is
not reachable at the moment’, ‘Number does not exist’, ‘communication failure
has occurred’, ‘you have insufficient balance’ , ‘you are not allowed to call
this number’ ‘...your call has been terminated’ ...not
to mention undelivered emails, pings and the wasting prepaid monies to the
mobile networks and failed customer care ...arrrgghhh!$#@^#&%^$R^&...mssstchheeeew! #i guess your head is already vibrating with many nods...lol#
Have i been
the only one experiencing this network menace recently?? make no mistake
about it dear friends, all the networks in Nigeria are culpable.
'Oh my
God!', i exclaimed out of frustration yesterday (and short of throwing away my
phones and laptop in annoyance). I simply
concluded it could only be a kinda network principality (internet witches &
wizards or network devils) or a grand internet network conspiracy #pls don’t laugh at my ‘crazy’
thoughts, i was just too upset#
Hearing my
internet conspiracy theory, my dad chuckled and reminded me, he said, ‘my pikin,
this should remind us as Christians that the world will soon end. Yes!
everything can now be controlled by the click of a button somewhere
somehow...’. a click and we’re off the internet, a click and your power supply
is out, a click and you can’t access your money or your family...just a click
to the global world order controlled by the anti-christ.

I love you,
but Jesus, even more.
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