ANGELS ON STRIKE

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ANGELS ON STRIKE
Breaking News! #news intro plays#

“Welcome! You are on to Space TV and this is news beyond the solar system and i’m Purity Seth.
Report reaching our studio reveals a state of pandemonium ,confusion when Angels at Heaven’s gate threatened to go on strike, after a man refused judgement (with affidavit as proof ) stating that he was now 58yrs instead of 68yrs and so will not bear responsibility for the extra 10years...”

“Na so i siddon  jejeli (calm & relaxed ) after a powerful church service for owner’s corner inside my friend moto dey hear tori o...’

Frank:-  how far with your football trials na?
Jayjay:-  i went to embassy, everything was ready but they said i should change my football age from 21-20 years
Frank:-   and have u done it?
Jayjay:-   Yes o! Everything will be sorted soon....

My people , as i turn head to look the person (Christian brother) wey suddenly grow younger, i see small small grey hair everywhere...i shock!!! ”

Super Eagles, Chelsea, Man.U. etc, what will it take to use their real ages??? Lies! When will this end even among Christians?! Corporate lies, white lies; why won’t those ministering Angels threaten to go on strike? Ehn, why not?!  These days people just change their ages at will, swear affidavits like they’re using toilet paper and why? Because they want to be recruited in that football club, get a job in the bank, oil conglomerate or some ‘big’ institution? 

Hear this! It is better to be poor than a Liar (Proverbs 19:22), being a liar (whether small or big) makes the devil your father & mentor (John 8:44). But Christ did not come to earth to condemn the world (John 3:17) , so determine to change today. Change may mean owning up at job or wherever, a ‘loss of opportunity’ perhaps, getting query or sack at job , but which one is more important, a lifetime of pleasures or an eternity of paradise with Jesus in Heaven (Matthew 6:33)
I know it’s hard for some of us (we all have struggles) but you can do it. Make the change, honour God today. The end of time is near. 
Do not be conformed to this world (this age), [fashioned after and adapted to its external, superficial customs], but be transformed (changed) by the [entire] renewal of your mind [by its new ideals and its new attitude], so that you may prove [for yourselves] what is the good and acceptable and perfect will of God, even the thing which is good and acceptable and perfect [in His sight for you]

Trust me, Its possible to live without ever lying. 
Luv ya.

Beryl.

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